And by gameplay, I mean nothing at all, because this game plays itself. And by takeover, I mean that the gameplay starts. That’s your setup, and you’re ready to take over. You also see your character make a bet with his sister that by the end of the year, he will have a girlfriend. You are shown through several hundred dialogue lines, which feel more like expository monologues, that you are going to school, and you are going to be in charge of reviving three failing school clubs or face serious punishments.

Bland for a few seconds, and shit takes off. Like, if he was actually in shape by the start of the game, that might challenge your self-perception.Īnyways, you fire up the game, you get to know Mr. They’re assuming that only boring generic losers play hentai games, so they made the main character as generic as possible so that any semblance of personality doesn’t scare you away. I guess that’s the impression they’re trying to give you here. This game is obviously inspired by hentai dating games, so why should they break the mould? Why break the cycle of forgettable self-insert protagonists whose personalities contribute nothing to the story? That’s what you get in this game, a forgettable protagonist who could just as easily be you. You play as a man named Kayto Shields, or as I like to call him, Mr. That totally doesn’t sound like a waking nightmare at all. Doesn’t that sound like fun? Don’t you want to go to school again? Sure, you do.

We’ve got the girls from previous Sunrider games, except in this game, you get to go to school with them and contend with their everyday bullshit, in between trying really hard to fuck them. And that’s exactly what we’re dealing with today. The general idea is that people get so riled up over their fictional relationships with these girls that they need a whole new game in which to romance them all-over again. This game, in particular, is part of an extended compendium of Sunrider games that feature the same characters across. You remember Nekopara, right? It’s that dating game in which all the chicks happen to be catgirls for no reason other than people really want to stick their dicks inside catgirls? Yes, well, from that same legendary studio that brought us cat-girl sex, we’re looking at Sunrider Academy. I can’t walk five paces in the porn world without running into a catgirl or two, and today we’re looking at the main offenders, the publishers behind Nekopara. Disclaimers out of the way first: Japan’s fine, their culture’s fine, their language is fine, but when I’m forced to listen to a bunch of catgirls screaming: “Please stop raping me, but actually do continue” for hours on end, my ears develop a sort of hatred for this nonsense that you people have managed to glorify to no end. All right, boys and girls, I’ve got my weeb hat on, and I’m ready for some Japanese themed cringe.

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